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Deathbed Confession

from No Strings Attached by Those Darn Accordions

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The truth about the Loch Ness monster!

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DEATHBED CONFESSION

© 1994 Rogers. Schwartz, Wallace

DEATHBED........ DEATHBED CONFESSION
DEATHBED........ DEATHBED CONFESSION
Once I was a man of art
Virtuous and pure of heart.
Emulating master strokes
and wary of the local blokes

One day a mate did sport me to a pint
another and another as we drank into the night
aye the canny lad induced me to erect
so lowly a design, I do now regret

I am Dying, I am Dying and I must confess
I put the Monster in Loch Ness, yes yes
I put the Monster in Loch Ness,

Oh, the people came from miles around
and turned Loch Ness to a booming town
and the scientists probed through the murky depths
for the little Nessie sitting on my backdoor steps

I am Dying, I am Dying and I must confess
I put the Monster in Loch Ness, yes yes
I put the Monster in Loch Ness,

Many years have gone since that fateful morn.
Not a word I've said for the fear of scorn
As I lay me down I will now reveal
Yon' Serpent that you saw was not a serpent real

I carved the little fellow out of balsa and pine
Put it in the water with some buddies of mine
Took a phony photo that the papers all ran
Made the biggest stir since the Piltdown Man!

I am Dying, I am Dying and I must confess
I put the Monster in Loch Ness, yes yes
I put the Monster in Loch Ness,

Oh Brethren will you hear me 'ere I'm laid to rest?
I put the Monster in Loch Ness ,yes yes
I put the Monster in Loch Ness!

DEATHBED........ DEATHBED CONFESSION
DEATHBED........ DEATHBED CONFESSION
DEATHBED........ DEATHBED CONFESSION
DEATHBED........ DEATHBED CONFESSION

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from No Strings Attached, released October 9, 1996

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